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“This vegetarian stuffing is amazing!”

6 upvotes • Borckschav
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"Drink Milk" was an encouraging Government slogan in the 90's that was successfully lobbied into existence by the dairy industry.

6 upvotes • [deleted]
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The heat from the sun was making the grease sizzle on my hairy legs - man I felt like I was cooking!

6 upvotes • Character-Dingo8762
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My son got in trouble at school today, so I told him he wasn't allowed on Reddit for the next three days.

6 upvotes • classyraven
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I have no words for the ugly scene before me....

6 upvotes • CKO1967
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I oftentimes see some fragments of the future due my new found discovered ability however, this time I vividly saw what happen in the coming days..

6 upvotes • random-pizza17
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I was worried about military life but it's a breeze

6 upvotes • [deleted]
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Whenever I take a photo of me I always make sure there is a beautiful background so that people can atleast enjoy something pretty in that pic.

6 upvotes • sgc0014
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I found a confederate statue

6 upvotes • Moist-City-5717
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After going to the bathroom and using the toilet, my son gave me a big fat brownie to eat.

6 upvotes • clavicle524
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