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I'm so ugly Medusa saw me and looked for a mirror

5 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674
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You're adopted!

5 upvotes • wholesome_hug_bot
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Santa claus, my daughter walked in and saw him

5 upvotes • LucaDoesStuff
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I once had a teacher who got very angry when we all laughed at her for trying to touch the giant computer screen on the wall.

5 upvotes • TheGooslerDev
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We waited till we got married for our first time, and I could not be more excited.

5 upvotes • reetheduck
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I see him very well, he was shaved off and with good clothes, his cheeks were chubby and his hair was clean. I didnt see him so healthy in years...

5 upvotes • [deleted]
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Goblins have arrived.

5 upvotes • DorkSauls4Bloodboner
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My older brother keeps telling me I’m too attached.

5 upvotes • Penntandem
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My friend said he likes being rock hard. NSFW

5 upvotes • Madg5
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Science has taught us that the old adage about pulling the band aid off quickly is false.

5 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy
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