/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Only show posts with narrations

As I read the screen I knew I made a grave mistake that would cost me my life.

5 upvotes • OneDumbDuck

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Scientists have uncovered a surprising link between bad linguistics and a lack of sexual activity in a groundbreaking recent study.

5 upvotes • That_Charming_Otter

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My lady really knows how to take the wind outta my sales, ya know?

5 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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I was attacked by bears once.

5 upvotes • IronMongerVi

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“My wife Clara makes the best casserole in the family!” boasted Steve at the potluck.

5 upvotes • cindybubbles

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Gasping, I looked down and over my shoulder at the damage! NSFW

5 upvotes • TimeLuckBug

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Remember, suicide is never the answer.

5 upvotes • GameTimeBros

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If I ever stop rhyming I’ll turn into an orange.

5 upvotes • emitstaeohwmih

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I assumed we were allies because of our struggles and hobbies.

5 upvotes • [deleted]

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One of my childhood pets died because he was too fat.

5 upvotes • MinecraftBoi24

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I read the screen I knew I made a grave mistake that would cost me my life.	5	OneDumbDuck
Scientists have uncovered a surprising link between bad linguistics and a lack of sexual activity in a groundbreaking recent study.	5	That_Charming_Otter
My lady really knows how to take the wind outta my sales, ya know?	5	HunterSDeadguy
I was attacked by bears once.	5	IronMongerVi
“My wife Clara makes the best casserole in the family!” boasted Steve at the potluck.	5	cindybubbles
Gasping, I looked down and over my shoulder at the damage! NSFW	5	TimeLuckBug
Remember, suicide is never the answer.	5	GameTimeBros
If I ever stop rhyming I’ll turn into an orange.	5	emitstaeohwmih
I assumed we were allies because of our struggles and hobbies.	5	[deleted]
One of my childhood pets died because he was too fat.	5	MinecraftBoi24