/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Senator Ted Cruz: Yes you in the back?

5 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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How can you tell if someone is vegan?

5 upvotes • JeromeTheFerret

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“Pull yourself together man!”

5 upvotes • IOughtToBeThrownAway

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Life is like a role playing game.

5 upvotes • johnny_punchclock

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...and finally add 2 cups of vanilla extract.

4 upvotes • Separate_Operation52

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2 teens goes to a bar, the bartender says “21 letters or older”

4 upvotes • validemaillol

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It’s not that I don’t earn enough

4 upvotes • TrueSolid611

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This Black Friday, I will take my mom’s sweet pea casserole with me to share with the other line campers.

4 upvotes • cindybubbles

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I once got hand sanitiser in my eyes

4 upvotes • janissary121

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"Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay", I missed you yesterday.

4 upvotes • Embarrassingleader7

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Senator Ted Cruz: Yes you in the back?	5	HunterSDeadguy
How can you tell if someone is vegan?	5	JeromeTheFerret
“Pull yourself together man!”	5	IOughtToBeThrownAway
Life is like a role playing game.	5	johnny_punchclock
...and finally add 2 cups of vanilla extract.	4	Separate_Operation52
2 teens goes to a bar, the bartender says “21 letters or older”	4	validemaillol
It’s not that I don’t earn enough	4	TrueSolid611
This Black Friday, I will take my mom’s sweet pea casserole with me to share with the other line campers.	4	cindybubbles
I once got hand sanitiser in my eyes	4	janissary121
"Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay", I missed you yesterday.	4	Embarrassingleader7