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My boyfriend and I found an empty room to “do the deed”, so to speak. NSFW

200 upvotes • cindybubbles

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I had to shoot the donkey with a tranquilliser dart in order to put a splint on his leg

199 upvotes • KailTheDryad

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As the place is crumbling, with my last breathe, I shouted. "Someone, please delete my Browsing History before I go."

199 upvotes • madaxx132

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All in all, massaging kittens wasn't the worst way to spend a day.

199 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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There's a type of surgery that adds air into your brain.

199 upvotes • lexdoes

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Today I googled the symptoms of early onset dementia. Most of the links were purple.

199 upvotes • beepboopwannadie

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Despite having an affinity for it, I left my job as a chimney sweep.

198 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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My dad fought in WWII

198 upvotes • Godzillafanboy2005

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As an enthusiastic stamp collector, I was horrified when my ex-wife took them all in the divorce.

198 upvotes • [deleted]

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You know how when a musician dies they only play their songs on the radio for a few weeks?

198 upvotes • SmallsTheHappy

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My boyfriend and I found an empty room to “do the deed”, so to speak. NSFW	200	cindybubbles
I had to shoot the donkey with a tranquilliser dart in order to put a splint on his leg	199	KailTheDryad
As the place is crumbling, with my last breathe, I shouted. "Someone, please delete my Browsing History before I go."	199	madaxx132
All in all, massaging kittens wasn't the worst way to spend a day.	199	Outside_Normal
There's a type of surgery that adds air into your brain.	199	lexdoes
Today I googled the symptoms of early onset dementia. Most of the links were purple.	199	beepboopwannadie
Despite having an affinity for it, I left my job as a chimney sweep.	198	Outside_Normal
My dad fought in WWII	198	Godzillafanboy2005
As an enthusiastic stamp collector, I was horrified when my ex-wife took them all in the divorce.	198	[deleted]
You know how when a musician dies they only play their songs on the radio for a few weeks?	198	SmallsTheHappy