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“My baby would never do something like that!” mommy screamed at the policeman.

9491 upvotes • parker_thor789

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Did you hear about the Serial Killer that slaughtered 27 brunettes across the U.S. and Canada in 2020 and 2021?

9491 upvotes • R-M-Staniforth

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The GPS is telling me there’s a major accident on the road ahead, but I don’t see one.

9488 upvotes • the_martell_kidd

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She has been waving and giving me cheeky smiles every single day for the past two weeks, so it's about time I finally make my move.

9485 upvotes • TheIntrovertedAuthor

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“Did you know all humans are female while they’re in the womb?”, she asked her son.

9485 upvotes • FlyLikeAShrike

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For her fifth birthday, Katie had begged her parents for light-up sneakers.

9483 upvotes • Not-a-Blender

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I always thought those people in the zombie movies who hid their bites from their friends where dumb.

9482 upvotes • brambrawl

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"I swear, I was just innocently walking home; I was kicking stones, and one just got away from me!"

9481 upvotes • froopynooples

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[AUG21] I received daily punishment and ridicule from my crew mates and captain for being the only deaf sailor. NSFW

9478 upvotes • [deleted]

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When the officiator asked Marie if she would take me as her husband, she began to tear up.

9472 upvotes • neuro-pathy

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“My baby would never do something like that!” mommy screamed at the policeman.	9491	parker_thor789
Did you hear about the Serial Killer that slaughtered 27 brunettes across the U.S. and Canada in 2020 and 2021?	9491	R-M-Staniforth
The GPS is telling me there’s a major accident on the road ahead, but I don’t see one.	9488	the_martell_kidd
She has been waving and giving me cheeky smiles every single day for the past two weeks, so it's about time I finally make my move.	9485	TheIntrovertedAuthor
“Did you know all humans are female while they’re in the womb?”, she asked her son.	9485	FlyLikeAShrike
For her fifth birthday, Katie had begged her parents for light-up sneakers.	9483	Not-a-Blender
I always thought those people in the zombie movies who hid their bites from their friends where dumb.	9482	brambrawl
"I swear, I was just innocently walking home; I was kicking stones, and one just got away from me!"	9481	froopynooples
[AUG21] I received daily punishment and ridicule from my crew mates and captain for being the only deaf sailor. NSFW	9478	[deleted]
When the officiator asked Marie if she would take me as her husband, she began to tear up.	9472	neuro-pathy