/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Daddy please don't open the closet, someone is there," my kid said while holding the closet door shut.

562 upvotes • SuvenPan

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I always make my boyfriend a cup of tea in the morning.

561 upvotes • Lysianda

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed…

561 upvotes • Atarashimono

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“Let me in, I’m not infected”

561 upvotes • Cosmic-Buddha

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Working at a mortuary has been fun, but closed caskets have GOT to be the best part.

561 upvotes • just-going-with-it

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"Meet your new baby brother" My mom cooed

561 upvotes • Thecrowing1432

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In school, your teacher explains that the pupil is a hole in the eye, allowing light to stream in.

561 upvotes • tiredbreeze

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Our parrot was fascinated by the baby when we brought her home from the hospital.

561 upvotes • NoboJr

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After noticing an ingrown hair in my cheek, I tugged at it with tweezers to try and pull it out.

561 upvotes • IntrovertNeptune

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When a caterpillar is about to metamorphose, it does not know that it is about to transform, nor that it is about to have its innards liquified - all it knows is that it must spin a cocoon.

561 upvotes • YetGayerWombat

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Daddy please don't open the closet, someone is there," my kid said while holding the closet door shut.	562	SuvenPan
I always make my boyfriend a cup of tea in the morning.	561	Lysianda
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed…	561	Atarashimono
“Let me in, I’m not infected”	561	Cosmic-Buddha
Working at a mortuary has been fun, but closed caskets have GOT to be the best part.	561	just-going-with-it
"Meet your new baby brother" My mom cooed	561	Thecrowing1432
In school, your teacher explains that the pupil is a hole in the eye, allowing light to stream in.	561	tiredbreeze
Our parrot was fascinated by the baby when we brought her home from the hospital.	561	NoboJr
After noticing an ingrown hair in my cheek, I tugged at it with tweezers to try and pull it out.	561	IntrovertNeptune
When a caterpillar is about to metamorphose, it does not know that it is about to transform, nor that it is about to have its innards liquified - all it knows is that it must spin a cocoon.	561	YetGayerWombat