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After I discovered how to make myself immortal, I decided to throw myself off the top of a skyscraper to test it.

365 upvotes • ang1019

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Her emerald eyes are so pure and beautiful; each glance they give brings a wondrous feeling.

365 upvotes • Wolf-of-Power

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As I accidentally cut my finger when cutting some food up.

365 upvotes • nkr8504

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My best friend held a knife to my neck.

365 upvotes • [deleted]

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[FEB22] “Come on tiger, don’t you want a piece of me?” she whispered in my ear seductively. NSFW

365 upvotes • propervernacular

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“Oh my gosh Alex, I haven’t seen you in like 20 years!” She exclaimed, inviting me to her place for drinks to catch up.

365 upvotes • Jakeh7494

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My wife hired a homeless drifter to break into our house and kill me in my sleep.

365 upvotes • LeodFitz

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She concluded her story by telling me it was the best sex she ever had. NSFW

365 upvotes • anthonyledger

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Despite my asexual nature, I’m glad I finally succumbed to my friends matchmaking efforts and went on a date with the ‘weird’ girl in the village.

365 upvotes • my-own-trumpet

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The Girl downstairs was making A LOT of noise last night.

364 upvotes • Iskander_Khan

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After I discovered how to make myself immortal, I decided to throw myself off the top of a skyscraper to test it.	365	ang1019
Her emerald eyes are so pure and beautiful; each glance they give brings a wondrous feeling.	365	Wolf-of-Power
As I accidentally cut my finger when cutting some food up.	365	nkr8504
My best friend held a knife to my neck.	365	[deleted]
[FEB22] “Come on tiger, don’t you want a piece of me?” she whispered in my ear seductively. NSFW	365	propervernacular
“Oh my gosh Alex, I haven’t seen you in like 20 years!” She exclaimed, inviting me to her place for drinks to catch up.	365	Jakeh7494
My wife hired a homeless drifter to break into our house and kill me in my sleep.	365	LeodFitz
She concluded her story by telling me it was the best sex she ever had. NSFW	365	anthonyledger
Despite my asexual nature, I’m glad I finally succumbed to my friends matchmaking efforts and went on a date with the ‘weird’ girl in the village.	365	my-own-trumpet
The Girl downstairs was making A LOT of noise last night.	364	Iskander_Khan