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Reeling in pain and missing a leg, I awoke in the trash, dragged my broken body across the front yard, climbed up the rain-gutter, fell a few times because of the nighttime moisture, and finally entered the open master bedroom window.

7228 upvotes • Vice-Monkey

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I read one last story to my son as he drifted off to sleep.

7228 upvotes • KozyKami1

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I was outraged when the undercover cop placed me under arrest for going 5 miles over the limit.

7227 upvotes • StonedColdKiller997

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I shot an arrow into the air, it fell to earth, I know not where.

7223 upvotes • CoryEagles

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"I don't want to see you any more, I hope you understand," I said, reaching across the coffee shop table in what I hoped was a gesture of conciliation.

7218 upvotes • jestyjest

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My heart sank when the report card came in full of B's instead of A's.

7218 upvotes • AnthropomorphicCat

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“A sprinkler!” my young son exclaimed, playing in the spraying water.

7217 upvotes • Go_Watch_Cronenberg

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I flicked through my grandmother's sketchpad, seeing the same image of the view from the window over and over, with one difference in each.

7216 upvotes • CabbageShagger

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After days of constipation, I was finally able to take a shit. NSFW

7206 upvotes • TheBlackCycloneOrder

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You know how sometimes you get the feeling that someone is watching you, but then you look around and nobody's there, so you just forget about it and continue on with your day?

7199 upvotes • preciousbodyparts

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Reeling in pain and missing a leg, I awoke in the trash, dragged my broken body across the front yard, climbed up the rain-gutter, fell a few times because of the nighttime moisture, and finally entered the open master bedroom window.	7228	Vice-Monkey
I read one last story to my son as he drifted off to sleep.	7228	KozyKami1
I was outraged when the undercover cop placed me under arrest for going 5 miles over the limit.	7227	StonedColdKiller997
I shot an arrow into the air, it fell to earth, I know not where.	7223	CoryEagles
"I don't want to see you any more, I hope you understand," I said, reaching across the coffee shop table in what I hoped was a gesture of conciliation.	7218	jestyjest
My heart sank when the report card came in full of B's instead of A's.	7218	AnthropomorphicCat
“A sprinkler!” my young son exclaimed, playing in the spraying water.	7217	Go_Watch_Cronenberg
I flicked through my grandmother's sketchpad, seeing the same image of the view from the window over and over, with one difference in each.	7216	CabbageShagger
After days of constipation, I was finally able to take a shit. NSFW	7206	TheBlackCycloneOrder
You know how sometimes you get the feeling that someone is watching you, but then you look around and nobody's there, so you just forget about it and continue on with your day?	7199	preciousbodyparts