/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Why do you hate the church so much?” asked one of the old ladies to the man who defended me.

5778 upvotes • PenguinsAreTheBest25

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You can’t have any light, or else they will see you

5778 upvotes • dankmemerboi86

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“Darn child-proof cap,” I thought.

5778 upvotes • maxoncrax227

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I bought a used Diary of a Wimpy Kid Do-It-Yourself book.

5776 upvotes • GodrodjrrPS4

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I know that paper cuts are painful.

5775 upvotes • petyrlabenov

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Having second thoughts, I pulled the gun muzzle out of my mouth. NSFW

5770 upvotes • Lwannagothere

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I wished my son luck and waved as the government took him to cure his autism

5769 upvotes • anotherfuknweeb

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"If anyone comes near me, I'll blow my head off!" was what I heard from my friend before he pulled the trigger of his shotgun.

5768 upvotes • _DEUS-VULT_

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Overwhelmed with depression, I decide to end my life in the middle of my shift.

5767 upvotes • GuyAwks

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"No other surgeon would take on such a tricky case, so thank you, Dr. Kline," I said with feeling, the anesthesia setting in.

5766 upvotes • knaet

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Why do you hate the church so much?” asked one of the old ladies to the man who defended me.	5778	PenguinsAreTheBest25
You can’t have any light, or else they will see you	5778	dankmemerboi86
“Darn child-proof cap,” I thought.	5778	maxoncrax227
I bought a used Diary of a Wimpy Kid Do-It-Yourself book.	5776	GodrodjrrPS4
I know that paper cuts are painful.	5775	petyrlabenov
Having second thoughts, I pulled the gun muzzle out of my mouth. NSFW	5770	Lwannagothere
I wished my son luck and waved as the government took him to cure his autism	5769	anotherfuknweeb
"If anyone comes near me, I'll blow my head off!" was what I heard from my friend before he pulled the trigger of his shotgun.	5768	_DEUS-VULT_
Overwhelmed with depression, I decide to end my life in the middle of my shift.	5767	GuyAwks
"No other surgeon would take on such a tricky case, so thank you, Dr. Kline," I said with feeling, the anesthesia setting in.	5766	knaet