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My dog has always been very protective of me and will growl at anyone if he thinks they intend on harming me

3644 upvotes • sugar-soad

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"But I never even met him!" she protested. NSFW

3642 upvotes • Jjustingraham

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The child was eating with his family and accidentally swallowed his loose tooth.

3641 upvotes • enkaydotzip

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Can you really end up on an FBI watchlist for clicking a link confessing to murder?

3641 upvotes • GuyAwks

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I was beyond annoyed with my wife as she had been singing Staying Alive by the Bee Gees all morning, and it had been distracting me from my work

3640 upvotes • sugar-soad

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Our patient wouldn't stop screaming as we began surgery

3639 upvotes • snekity

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To sustain my immortality, every 1000 years I must become a marble statue for 24 hours.

3639 upvotes • Hawkeye_Dad

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No matter how much they doubted me, my girlfriend was always by my side, praying for me and assuring me that even if I was really insane, she would love me anyways.

3638 upvotes • ASoundSoulDwellsHere

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In a blind rage about the state of my existence, I challenged my best friend to kill me.

3638 upvotes • chiyostoppedcaring

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As she struggled against the chains that bound her to the altar, she screamed, "I'm not a virgin, I'm pregnant!"

3638 upvotes • metacanon

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My dog has always been very protective of me and will growl at anyone if he thinks they intend on harming me	3644	sugar-soad
"But I never even met him!" she protested. NSFW	3642	Jjustingraham
The child was eating with his family and accidentally swallowed his loose tooth.	3641	enkaydotzip
Can you really end up on an FBI watchlist for clicking a link confessing to murder?	3641	GuyAwks
I was beyond annoyed with my wife as she had been singing Staying Alive by the Bee Gees all morning, and it had been distracting me from my work	3640	sugar-soad
Our patient wouldn't stop screaming as we began surgery	3639	snekity
To sustain my immortality, every 1000 years I must become a marble statue for 24 hours.	3639	Hawkeye_Dad
No matter how much they doubted me, my girlfriend was always by my side, praying for me and assuring me that even if I was really insane, she would love me anyways.	3638	ASoundSoulDwellsHere
In a blind rage about the state of my existence, I challenged my best friend to kill me.	3638	chiyostoppedcaring
As she struggled against the chains that bound her to the altar, she screamed, "I'm not a virgin, I'm pregnant!"	3638	metacanon