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As I laid in my bed, enjoying a novel, I thought how awesome it would be to be a character.

2992 upvotes • kingeyeam

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Three hours into his drive, the trucker couldn't imagine why he was being pulled over on the interstate, especially since the speed of his vehicle was regulated at 65 mph.

2992 upvotes • ___HeyGFY___

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My boyfriend proceeds to put his handcuffs on me for a sexy night.

2991 upvotes • vamken

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[OCT22] Her dream wedding was practically perfect.

2991 upvotes • AfterTheCreditsRoll

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"I'm sorry Williams," Santa said with a shake of the head, "but your toys just aren't meeting production standards, so I'm transferring you to the coal department."

2989 upvotes • Hugh_Jidiot

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I hurriedly invited in the police officer ordering me to open the door, fearing repercussions for disobeying the law.

2989 upvotes • evilcreampuff

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Mario hit the switch, the cage lowered, and he was shocked to see Princess Peach's face.

2988 upvotes • SomeguyBCS

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I lied on my resume to get this job.

2987 upvotes • ThrowawayBlast

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I wake up to my dog licking my face and whining for his breakfast.

2986 upvotes • WarriorPoet02

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Please leave some money this time, I thought, as the familiar "clink" came from the sink - I'm so so desperate...

2986 upvotes • DeiseResident

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I laid in my bed, enjoying a novel, I thought how awesome it would be to be a character.	2992	kingeyeam
Three hours into his drive, the trucker couldn't imagine why he was being pulled over on the interstate, especially since the speed of his vehicle was regulated at 65 mph.	2992	___HeyGFY___
My boyfriend proceeds to put his handcuffs on me for a sexy night.	2991	vamken
[OCT22] Her dream wedding was practically perfect.	2991	AfterTheCreditsRoll
"I'm sorry Williams," Santa said with a shake of the head, "but your toys just aren't meeting production standards, so I'm transferring you to the coal department."	2989	Hugh_Jidiot
I hurriedly invited in the police officer ordering me to open the door, fearing repercussions for disobeying the law.	2989	evilcreampuff
Mario hit the switch, the cage lowered, and he was shocked to see Princess Peach's face.	2988	SomeguyBCS
I lied on my resume to get this job.	2987	ThrowawayBlast
I wake up to my dog licking my face and whining for his breakfast.	2986	WarriorPoet02
Please leave some money this time, I thought, as the familiar "clink" came from the sink - I'm so so desperate...	2986	DeiseResident