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I looked for them for what felt like forever, but I still couldn't find them.

2985 upvotes • KevinTries

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My twin and I have always been really close, and people say we're "joined at the hip."

2984 upvotes • ShotMammoth8266

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I was so proud of my wife for overcoming her eating disorder and getting herself to a healthy weight.

2984 upvotes • Jellycaine

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Yesterday I chatted with a girl on Tinder, but she looked like a complete fake, so I declined to meet with her in person.

2983 upvotes • [deleted]

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I really hope my girlfriend appreciates the diamond I got her.

2981 upvotes • Cruel_Irony_Is_Life

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I was scared when I saw the silhouette of a man in my room, but when I turned on the light it was just a pile of clothes.

2980 upvotes • Lopsided_Shift_4464

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"Dear Santa, I want your death for Christmas!" said the letter coming from the sweet little girl.

2979 upvotes • TechnoTheurge

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God, why is this Sub so bad??

2978 upvotes • Cpastor1055

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“A tight hold, quick twist, and strong pull are all you need to detach the head efficiently”. NSFW

2978 upvotes • IAmAsianHearMeRoar

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The local printing station rudely refused to print the flyers for my lost python, stating they had “run out of ink” among other lame excuses…

2978 upvotes • sxphixslxxn

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I looked for them for what felt like forever, but I still couldn't find them.	2985	KevinTries
My twin and I have always been really close, and people say we're "joined at the hip."	2984	ShotMammoth8266
I was so proud of my wife for overcoming her eating disorder and getting herself to a healthy weight.	2984	Jellycaine
Yesterday I chatted with a girl on Tinder, but she looked like a complete fake, so I declined to meet with her in person.	2983	[deleted]
I really hope my girlfriend appreciates the diamond I got her.	2981	Cruel_Irony_Is_Life
I was scared when I saw the silhouette of a man in my room, but when I turned on the light it was just a pile of clothes.	2980	Lopsided_Shift_4464
"Dear Santa, I want your death for Christmas!" said the letter coming from the sweet little girl.	2979	TechnoTheurge
God, why is this Sub so bad??	2978	Cpastor1055
“A tight hold, quick twist, and strong pull are all you need to detach the head efficiently”. NSFW	2978	IAmAsianHearMeRoar
The local printing station rudely refused to print the flyers for my lost python, stating they had “run out of ink” among other lame excuses…	2978	sxphixslxxn