/r/TwoSentenceHorror
I decided to play a prank on my wife by hiding in the bedroom closet with a kitchen knife and pretending to be a murderer.
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My girlfriend looked crestfallen when I didn't immediately reply when she asked me if I thought she looked fat
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I woke up naked and alone on a dirty mattress in a squalid, empty apartment, wrapped in a tattered sheet, my clothing, my wallet and watch all gone.
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My son ran excitedly to my room, showing off the dollar he’d gotten from the tooth fairy last night.
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