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Even after my 50th kill, I couldn’t satisfy my lust for the killing of innocents.

1038 upvotes • SheepishInk

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The Elevator

1038 upvotes • [deleted]

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I pride myself in hiring the mentally disabled and veterans alike.

1038 upvotes • Shirokuma_Max

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"On your marks, get set, GO!" I cried out, bringing down the starting flag with an enthusiastic swish.

1038 upvotes • From_Strange_Seeds

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You know, I never was the brightest crayon in the box and that really made me jealous.

1038 upvotes • MrPuzzleMan

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After being trapped in my basement by an earthquake, I finally opened the door to the outside after a day of trying to break it open.

1037 upvotes • Jastactical

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My brand new Hello Kitty watch tells me that I've been waiting here for over an hour now for my mommy to come back with the ice cream.

1036 upvotes • GladCricket

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"HEY MUM, SO GLAD YOU CALLED! YEP I'LL BE WITH YOU IN EXACTLY 2 MINUTES"

1036 upvotes • theleprecon1996

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I was puzzled why Santa didn't eat the cookies and drink the milk that was on the table after finishing delivering our presents under the Christmas tree.

1036 upvotes • OscarShark

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“This one is for the tooth fairy”

1035 upvotes • Marianawf

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Even after my 50th kill, I couldn’t satisfy my lust for the killing of innocents.	1038	SheepishInk
The Elevator	1038	[deleted]
I pride myself in hiring the mentally disabled and veterans alike.	1038	Shirokuma_Max
"On your marks, get set, GO!" I cried out, bringing down the starting flag with an enthusiastic swish.	1038	From_Strange_Seeds
You know, I never was the brightest crayon in the box and that really made me jealous.	1038	MrPuzzleMan
After being trapped in my basement by an earthquake, I finally opened the door to the outside after a day of trying to break it open.	1037	Jastactical
My brand new Hello Kitty watch tells me that I've been waiting here for over an hour now for my mommy to come back with the ice cream.	1036	GladCricket
"HEY MUM, SO GLAD YOU CALLED! YEP I'LL BE WITH YOU IN EXACTLY 2 MINUTES"	1036	theleprecon1996
I was puzzled why Santa didn't eat the cookies and drink the milk that was on the table after finishing delivering our presents under the Christmas tree.	1036	OscarShark
“This one is for the tooth fairy”	1035	Marianawf