/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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At the burial, after the funeral, my mom tearfully threw her flower on the coffin.

1004 upvotes • BlackySlayz

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People wouldn't believe how randomly I select my victims, but even if they knew they would still love me.

1004 upvotes • ControversyisKey

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After 10 days of being lost in the deep forest after hiking, i finally saw a light, just in front of me.

1004 upvotes • TankOfTheLake

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All of my online fans love it when I take my top off. NSFW

1004 upvotes • Jessica_Hexx

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[MAY22] “This tea is light, refreshing, and fragrant!”

1004 upvotes • SimbaTheSavage8

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I love my daughter, I want her to go to college.

1004 upvotes • DarthTimber

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I laughed when he said "check under your seats" like a daytime tv host would. NSFW

1004 upvotes • silentvioleta

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"Don't tell me your precious little AI passed the Turing test?"

1004 upvotes • panicRobot

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I looked my girlfriend in the eyes as another limb was cut off, at this I couldn't stop my erection

1003 upvotes • glase_firedrake

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As the miles went by, hiding in my girlfriend’s backseat didn’t seem like a funny prank anymore.

1003 upvotes • shakeythirsty

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
At the burial, after the funeral, my mom tearfully threw her flower on the coffin.	1004	BlackySlayz
People wouldn't believe how randomly I select my victims, but even if they knew they would still love me.	1004	ControversyisKey
After 10 days of being lost in the deep forest after hiking, i finally saw a light, just in front of me.	1004	TankOfTheLake
All of my online fans love it when I take my top off. NSFW	1004	Jessica_Hexx
[MAY22] “This tea is light, refreshing, and fragrant!”	1004	SimbaTheSavage8
I love my daughter, I want her to go to college.	1004	DarthTimber
I laughed when he said "check under your seats" like a daytime tv host would. NSFW	1004	silentvioleta
"Don't tell me your precious little AI passed the Turing test?"	1004	panicRobot
I looked my girlfriend in the eyes as another limb was cut off, at this I couldn't stop my erection	1003	glase_firedrake
As the miles went by, hiding in my girlfriend’s backseat didn’t seem like a funny prank anymore.	1003	shakeythirsty