/r/shittysuperpowers

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You can summon a penny above your head

30 upvotes • EpicJCF

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You shit out Polaroid pictures of your memories

29 upvotes • king_Megabronx

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You don't feel the need to sleep

28 upvotes • DragonHunter13

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If you are annoyed by music in a foreign language you can understand it

28 upvotes • CheeseSandwhich-001

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You Can shoot your Eyes out and make Them explode like an atomic bomb, only the person you hit with the attack will receive the damage

26 upvotes • Joensen27

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Everyone can understand you if your speech is offensive to them

24 upvotes • LuckyLMJ

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You can summon half a pie for every 100 digits of pi you recite from memory

24 upvotes • LuckyLMJ

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You can double your anxiety and give it to the next person

24 upvotes • 127-0-0-0

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You can rotate yourself 180°

24 upvotes • Ms_Crismon

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You can see what people look like without hair

22 upvotes • urfavbozo7275

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You can summon a penny above your head	30	EpicJCF
You shit out Polaroid pictures of your memories	29	king_Megabronx
You don't feel the need to sleep	28	DragonHunter13
If you are annoyed by music in a foreign language you can understand it	28	CheeseSandwhich-001
You Can shoot your Eyes out and make Them explode like an atomic bomb, only the person you hit with the attack will receive the damage	26	Joensen27
Everyone can understand you if your speech is offensive to them	24	LuckyLMJ
You can summon half a pie for every 100 digits of pi you recite from memory	24	LuckyLMJ
You can double your anxiety and give it to the next person	24	127-0-0-0
You can rotate yourself 180°	24	Ms_Crismon
You can see what people look like without hair	22	urfavbozo7275