/u/Affectionate_Bit_722's posts
[WP] You are the last of the Elder Dragons, the first ever sentient lifeforms. You've recently moved into a mountain and just want to spend the last millenia of your life in peace, but annoyingly, every kingdom and empire is trying to get you to join their wars, and try to kill you when you refuse.
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[WP] You're an immortal being who was sent to drift in space as punishment for your crimes. Countless centuries later, a spaceship finds you.
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[WP] The secret to being able to fly is actually quite simple. You just need to throw yourself at the ground, and miss.
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[WP] We all know the story of how Hades kidnapped Persephone but somehow managed to make it the healthiest relationship in Greek Mythology, but what if Persephone kidnapped Hades and brought him to the surface and the Underworld fell into disarray without his guidance?
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[WP] You're about to pass through the pearly gates when St. Peter pulls you to the side, before showing you something you did in life. "Just wanted to let you know that it's not a sin, but it's pretty weird. Ok, you can go in now."
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[WP] The Dark Lord stands over the defeated adventurers, about to kill them. "Good try, but I've been doing this for more than ten of your lifetimes. Failure was invita-" "BENJAMIN JAMES CARLSON, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!" The Dark Lord turns around in fear. "MOM?!" The party looks surprised. "Mom?"
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[WP] You gave a tourist wrong directions as a joke, and a week later you see them on the news as a missing persons case.
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[WP] God gets drunk and makes a new creature. You are the angel confronting God about what he's created.
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[EU] Bowser lost everything in the divorce. His kingdom, money and even custody of Jr. and the Koopalings. With no one and nowhere else to turn to, he goes to the doorstep of the one he always thought was his enemy. Mario.
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