/u/Affectionate_Bit_722's posts
[EU] For whatever reason, Bowser kidnapped Mario and Luigi, so it's up to Peach to rescue them this time.
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[SP] As it turns out, Superheroes and Supervillains were created by construction companies to make WAY more money.
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[WP] You're a protagonist. Thing is, you don't want to be a protagonist. So you usually spend your time avoiding things like an elf princess begging for your help to reclaim her kingdom, a dragon kidnapping maidens and all sorts of people falling in love with you for one reason or another.
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[WP] There are too many wizards on my block. I can't even walk to the store without a wizard casting fireball, and setting my path ablaze.
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[WP] You look in the mirror one morning and say, "Well, if it isn't the source of all my problems." The you in the mirror then says, "Likewise, buddy."
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[WP] This 4th of July, don't forget to leave beer and hot dogs under your flag so George Washington will come and leave you a Big Mac in the morning.
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[WP] Throughout the galaxy, the human race is known to be impossibly strong, durable, intelligent and long-lived. Which is why there's always a small crew of them on every spaceship. But they're also known to be the most emotional race, willing to kill or seriously injure other at any small slight.
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