/u/Affectionate_Bit_722's posts
[WP] "I think Bigfoot is blurry. That's the problem. And that's extra scary to me because there's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside."
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[WP] "Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf." "What about side by side with a hearty Hungarian dish?" "Aye, Legoulash. I could stew that."
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[WP] Nature wizards are generally ignored as the weakest of all wizards. But the rude adventurers who had the gall to trample on your prized tomato garden are about to learn why that couldn't be further from the truth.
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[WP] Elves live for a long time, and it's in that time that they can forget many things. For instance, how they apparently had a child with a human, making a half-elf centuries ago. The same half-elf who is at the doorstep of your house in the middle of the elf village, with an adventuring party.
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[WP] You tried to summon a demon, but something went wrong with the ritual, and you end up summoning Archangel Michael instead.
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[WP] "Your honor, regarding the 12 murder charges, my client pleads "who cares." We move to dismiss all charges."
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[WP] "Can I have your attention?" "Yeah, sure what is it?" But it was too late. A fae had tricked you and stole your attention span. Now you're spending the rest of your life trying to get it ba-Wait, did you see that? That guy has a pretty cool watch.
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[WP] Recently, it was decided that a building in your town would be getting demolished. Nothing totally unusual, but you notice that your 90-year old neighbor is happier than usual. When asked why, "They don't know what's in the basement."
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