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[WP] You and your friend are in hell for one reason or another. Your friend says to you, "Promise me you won't laugh." "Okay, at what?" "Look at Satan's shoes."
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[WP] You are a self-aware character in a romance novel. But not just any character, you're the love interest. Unfortunately for the MC, you really don't want to play your part in the story.
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[WP] The hunter and deer stared each other down before a mutual understanding was reached. The hunter threw away his gun. The deer his antlers. There in the forest, they decided to settle things the old fashioned way.
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[WP] One was an Organ Stealer. One was a witch who drains souls to remain young. One fateful night, they meet and fall in love. This holiday season. Body and Soul. Rated R.
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[WP] "They asked if I have a degree in Theoretical Physics. I said, that I have a theoretical degree in physics. They said, welcome aboard."
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[WP] Your mother told you to wait on the tree stump in the middle of the forest for her, but the sun is setting and there's still no sign of her anywhere. Then, the witch of the forest finds you, and takes you back to her hut.
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[WP] It's Judgement Day, but something's wrong. Satan was supposed to be killed by Michael awhile ago, but he's still here. To fix this, God calls upon the only human to ever beat Satan. A Georgian kid with a golden violin.
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[EU] After you get off of your shift in Gotham, you decide to go out to eat. You order your food, but ask for a cup for water. Obviously, you fill it with soda, but when you take a sip, you hear a gravely voice say, "Pay for your drink." You look and see Batman sitting across from you.
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