/u/Affectionate_Bit_722's posts
[WP] "You love me, don't you?" "Yes, I do." "I bet you wish you told me that when I was still alive." "Yes. I do."
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[EU] After you get off of your shift in Gotham, you decide to go out to eat. You order your food, but ask for a cup for water. Obviously, you fill it with soda, but when you take a sip, you hear a gravely voice say, "Pay for your drink." You look and see Batman sitting across from you.
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[WP] A beekeeper goes to collect honey from his hives, but finds them all empty except for a single bee, sitting on a bee sized chair, stroking a bee sized cat. The bee then says, "If you're looking for OUR honey, you won't find it here. We gave half to a friend. Oh, look! There she is now!"
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[WP] In a world with superpowers, you used yours to bully your younger sibling pretty badly, but you grew out of it eventually. But it's come back to bite you, as your sibling is now a superhero, and is convinced that you're a supervillain, despite your protests.
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[WP] You are an elf who has pledged yourself in service to a human bloodline, after their ancestor saved your life centuries ago. But after watching 50th of these humans you care so much for die, you begin to wonder how much longer you have to suffer through this.
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[WP] "We've done it! We've finally sealed him away for eternity!" Then, a muffled voice can be heard from inside the prison. "Hey guys, this is the LockPickingLawyer."
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[WP] You used to be the most feared supervillain in the world, before the hero defeated and imprisoned you. Now, years after your defeat, the hero comes for your help.
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