/u/MrFitzgerald's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I couldn't believe it, everyone else said I was crazy, tried to institutionalize me, drugged me, lied to me, they said it couldn't be, but it was all true.

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If you're trying to save money this valentine's day, how about staying home for some netflix and chill?

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Love is the most precious resource of all.

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I laughed at my would be attacker for bringing a knife to a gun fight.

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"So is being a vegeterian vampire something I can relate to as a vegetarian human?"

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Oh crap I'm trapped.

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Looking into his eyes as we watched his wife's pleas on television, I knew I had to let Marcus back to his family.

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Never give your girlfriend jewelry if you think she might give it away.

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Everyone I know hates me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I couldn't believe it, everyone else said I was crazy, tried to institutionalize me, drugged me, lied to me, they said it couldn't be, but it was all true.	7
If you're trying to save money this valentine's day, how about staying home for some netflix and chill?	7
Love is the most precious resource of all.	6
I laughed at my would be attacker for bringing a knife to a gun fight.	6
"So is being a vegeterian vampire something I can relate to as a vegetarian human?"	5
Oh crap I'm trapped.	4
Looking into his eyes as we watched his wife's pleas on television, I knew I had to let Marcus back to his family.	4
Never give your girlfriend jewelry if you think she might give it away.	4
Everyone I know hates me.	4