WritingPrompts

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[WP] "The tooth fairy is Fae propaganda: it teaches that it's ok invite the fae into your home and sell them parts of your body!"	4623
[WP] "I can't believe it! You played us like a fiddle!" "Oh please. Fiddles are actually hard to play. I played you like the kazoos you are."	1976
[WP] A demon is summoned, expects a normal soul pact, but finds himself in a strange situation: the summoner is an AI which therefore does not have a soul in the first place	550
[WP] "A human, a demigod, an angel and two demons are in a boat" "That's a horrible joke!" "It's not a joke Sir! It's the report!"	297
[WP] "How are unicorns fake but giraffes are real? Like what's more believable: a horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck?!"	255
[WP] “Who has summoned me, the great demon prince of pride! Slayer of gods, killer of monste–” He met Steve’s eyes, “Oh fuck off, not you again.”	139
[WP] I can honestly say I've never been a cannibal. Because I'm neither an elf, nor a vampire, nor a werewolf, nor a dark elf, nor a gnome, nor a dwarf and I'm not even a sprite! So I've never been a cannibal. And I was still human when I ate that Lich.	85
[WP] An exorcist drives a demon out of a house, the demon sues him for illegal eviction	53
[WP] “I'm Isha, court cleric to the kingdom of goblins. Is this going to turn into a fight or...” “I would hope not. I was in the middle of eating a baked potato when I was teleported and pretty much just have a spoon on me.”	41
[WP] Ah yes, the Cave of Hopelessness, so named for its discoverer Doctor Reginald B Hopelessness. Shortly before he was eaten alive by the Tunneling Horror. So named because the species was first identified by Dr. Alan V. Tunneling. And his partner Jeremiah B. Horror.	41

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