/u/Ray_Dillinger's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The tattoo on her shoulder said 'What's written on my body is written on my soul.' When you asked what it meant, she handed you a magic marker. 'Write something good.'
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[WP]Jay put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional.' His girlfriend put the 'hot' in 'psychotic.' It was a match made in ... well, a match made somewhere.
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[WP] Start the day by trying to get a wild alligator stoned. After that go shopping cart surfing on the freeway, holding onto truck bumpers. Then there's an attempt at skiing on cast-iron frying pans, but that only works on pavement. Being Florida Man is Awesome, Amazing, and Incredibly Stupid.
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[WP] There's a new dating app. They've made it impossible to lie on your profile. Filtered images, enhanced job titles/descriptions, bullshit histories, etc, are all replaced with plain truth. Everybody thought they knew exactly how popular this would be, but most of them were wrong.
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[WP] Today someone had accused her of something called original sin. She was flattered, but what she'd done wasn't truly original. It was just a boring old sin done with new technology. A really, truly new, original sin... that would be something special. New goal!
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[WP] You solved Fermi's Paradox. A simple, reasonable, easy physics experiment (The Mistake) would cause Vacuum Decay. If there were anybody out there they'd have made The Mistake and we (and the rest of the Universe) wouldn't be here. Now you have to convince your lab partner not to try it.
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[WP] The cat looked into my eyes and I could see: she was desperately trying to figure out how to scream.
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[WP]A ghost that haunts a place makes a deal with a real estate agent trying to sell it, because the ghost is lonely and wants people to live there.
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[WP]About fifty-eight centuries ago somebody invented writing. Probably about two centuries after that, I found out about it. Since then I've kept a diary.
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