/u/Ray_Dillinger's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Sure, they're on opposite sides, but it turns out Charon and St. Peter have a lot in common. In emergencies they've got each other's back. And as much as he likes playing fetch, Cerberus doesn't really care that much who's throwing the stick.
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[WP] "Well, you're right that these big spikes on the meter explain what's wrong with your TV. But it isn't what you think. See, this here is a spectral analyzer, not a spectrum analyzer. And it looks like you've got a doozy of a specter over there."
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[WP] 'Open in case of emergency' it said. Well, this was an emergency. But what was she supposed to do with nine pounds of ball bearings, a box of bikinis, a claw hammer, a can of motor oil, and two spoons?
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[WP] As two well-dressed men stepped out of the bar with their dates, a young man asked them for change. Crow and Loki exchanged glances, Eris laughed, and Titania smiled warmly. "He wants change," she said. "Let's take turns."
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[WP] You were supposed to bring back the head of a dragon, so you got your BFF Estrella to help you with the quest. You're both horrified by the implications when you discover that they didn't want you to bring back the rest of her.
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[WP]It was boring to watch transplanted humans interact with the most accurate available recreation of their world, so they researched human movies to see what kind of additional creatures humans believed in. Things started off well, but the kaiju were probably a mistake.
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[WP] My opinion of human civilization? Well, it's an interesting idea, but after all this time it doesn't seem very likely that you'd start one. And honestly you're doing better than anyone expected without it.
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[WP]You'd been pretending to be part of a couple. But now your family expects to meet your "other half." You're going nuts trying to figure out what to do. Then your friend offers to play your SO for this trip home - but only if you make them your SO for real. Now you *really* don't know what to do.
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[WP] Start the day by trying to get a wild alligator stoned. After that go shopping cart surfing on the freeway, holding onto truck bumpers. Then there's an attempt at skiing on cast-iron frying pans, but that only works on pavement. Being Florida Man is Awesome, Amazing, and Incredibly Stupid.
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