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General, we've located where the runaway slaves have been hiding and are en route for interception now.

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Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves, Zombies, Serial Killers, so boring, passé and overused.

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There once was a man named Fred who had a witch put a curse on his head.

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I told my son if he held the shell up to his ear he could hear the ocean.

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[DEC23] Being the body double for a A-list actress was a great gig that paid well and had tons of awesome perks.

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I thought it was weird I had to readjust all the mirrors on my car when I left the drugstore.

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I told my husband if I ever caught him riding without his helmet he'd regret it forever.

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As I watched my baby bobbing in the water before finally sinking and disappearing, I couldn't help but think of all the good times we had together.

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Are you familiar with the method of mental torture known as "The Twist"?

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Sarah, I know you are reading this.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
General, we've located where the runaway slaves have been hiding and are en route for interception now.	266
Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves, Zombies, Serial Killers, so boring, passé and overused.	259
There once was a man named Fred who had a witch put a curse on his head.	247
I told my son if he held the shell up to his ear he could hear the ocean.	233
[DEC23] Being the body double for a A-list actress was a great gig that paid well and had tons of awesome perks.	199
I thought it was weird I had to readjust all the mirrors on my car when I left the drugstore.	183
I told my husband if I ever caught him riding without his helmet he'd regret it forever.	182
As I watched my baby bobbing in the water before finally sinking and disappearing, I couldn't help but think of all the good times we had together.	164
Are you familiar with the method of mental torture known as "The Twist"?	152
Sarah, I know you are reading this.	142