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"Let's play pretend," I heard my daughter say to her tea party of dolls and stuffed animals.

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As I held him in my arms futilely trying to stop the flow of blood from his gunshot wounds, I will never forget my brother's dying words.

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"When I grow up I want to be a pony," was the last thing my little sister said to me.

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They way to a man's heart, my dear, is through his stomach.

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"Don't let your shadow fall over the edge," I joked at my little brother as my family admired the beauty of the Grand Canyon.

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"Eleven hundred?" I heard the demon shout, "Sold to the handsome devil in the black top hat!"

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"Mom, me and Teddy were having a contest to see who can hold our breath the longest."

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[NOV23] When I developed my GPS enabled game, Fitness Stalker, I never imagined it would ever reach over ten million downloads.

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The strawberry lush, juicy, and one of the biggest she had ever bitten into.

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[APR21] The cycle of birth, life, death, and rebirth is one that can't be avoided my dear.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Let's play pretend," I heard my daughter say to her tea party of dolls and stuffed animals.	124
As I held him in my arms futilely trying to stop the flow of blood from his gunshot wounds, I will never forget my brother's dying words.	123
"When I grow up I want to be a pony," was the last thing my little sister said to me.	122
They way to a man's heart, my dear, is through his stomach.	115
"Don't let your shadow fall over the edge," I joked at my little brother as my family admired the beauty of the Grand Canyon.	115
"Eleven hundred?" I heard the demon shout, "Sold to the handsome devil in the black top hat!"	114
"Mom, me and Teddy were having a contest to see who can hold our breath the longest."	112
[NOV23] When I developed my GPS enabled game, Fitness Stalker, I never imagined it would ever reach over ten million downloads.	111
The strawberry lush, juicy, and one of the biggest she had ever bitten into.	107
[APR21] The cycle of birth, life, death, and rebirth is one that can't be avoided my dear.	105