WritingPrompts

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[WP] Everyday of your adult life you have packed a peanut butter sandwich for work and everyday at lunchtime something entirely different has come out of your sack. Today you finally learn why.	735
[EU]"Hmmmm," The Sorting Hat mumbled as it contemplated the new First Year student's House, "Jedi."	96
[WP] You wished (on something) that in the event of a barbaric post apocalyptic future, your right thigh bone would be the magic weapon that saves humanity, and that you'd be sentient for all of it. After thousands of years in the ground you wake up as a bone. It is finally happening.	56
[WP]As a non-violent offender facing 10 years in prison, you agree to serving three years of "Bird," an experimental criminal sentence where you are controlling a live bird through VR, 24 hours a day every day until the end of your sentence. (It is unfortunately a war by proxy).	48
[WP] Remember those cheesy 80's movies where two people magically swapped bodies? It's like that only Canada and Australia just swapped continents.	47
[WP] You're a musician struggling to make ends meet, who has just received a letter inviting you to audition for the Pandemonic Symphony Orchestra.	33
[WP]Humans find out the reason first contact took so long is Aliens are terrified of us because unlike every other species in the universe that was created, we Evolved into our present state from lesser beings.	25
[WP] A lab accident with a quantum laser means your right hand has a different number of fingers everytime you count them. You're trying to explain this to a confused first date.	24
[WP] The reason Elves shun outsiders is because they don't poop. Their cities have no sanitation facilities. A lost human has just wandered into town and needs to find a loo.	21
[SP] "It's like Valhalla, but for Cowboys."	21

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