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"Come, on in," I cheerily invited my guests as I swung open my front door.

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"Never let them see you bleed," my father always used to say.

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The crack in the wall was only wide enough for a shadow to pass through.

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Sheila wasn't really missed at the office Christmas party, but at least she was thoughtful enough to send my Secret Santa gift ahead of time.

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"What's your sign?" I asked, trying to make small talk with the nervous sweaty man as he drove us back to his place.

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I told my little brother there was a secret at the bottom of the old well.

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[WP] Everyday of your adult life you have packed a peanut butter sandwich for work and everyday at lunchtime something entirely different has come out of your sack. Today you finally learn why.

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"Misses Johnson just told me she hasn't seen her oldest son in almost three days," my wife told me with a worried look on her face.

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"Butter teeth," the old man mumbled to me.

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"Remember how fun the bumper cars at the Carnival Pier, were?" I asked my son.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Come, on in," I cheerily invited my guests as I swung open my front door.	1568	TwoSentenceHorror
"Never let them see you bleed," my father always used to say.	1564	TwoSentenceHorror
The crack in the wall was only wide enough for a shadow to pass through.	1168	TwoSentenceHorror
Sheila wasn't really missed at the office Christmas party, but at least she was thoughtful enough to send my Secret Santa gift ahead of time.	1100	TwoSentenceHorror
"What's your sign?" I asked, trying to make small talk with the nervous sweaty man as he drove us back to his place.	1060	TwoSentenceHorror
I told my little brother there was a secret at the bottom of the old well.	829	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] Everyday of your adult life you have packed a peanut butter sandwich for work and everyday at lunchtime something entirely different has come out of your sack. Today you finally learn why.	735	WritingPrompts
"Misses Johnson just told me she hasn't seen her oldest son in almost three days," my wife told me with a worried look on her face.	708	TwoSentenceHorror
"Butter teeth," the old man mumbled to me.	647	TwoSentenceHorror
"Remember how fun the bumper cars at the Carnival Pier, were?" I asked my son.	553	TwoSentenceHorror