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As I locked up the store to go home I heard the faint sounds of crying coming from the garbage can by the front door.

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When my son was three my wife and I lost him at Epcot.

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[MAR23] "Please help, I've been bitten!" I screamed at the 9-1-1 dispatcher as I felt the hot snake venom slithering through my veins.

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My son's daycare uses a secure fingerprint reader for checking children in and out of the facility and tracking who it is.

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I knew I had proof we were living in a broken simulation when I rolled snake eyes on the dice for the two-hundredth time in a row.

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"Light this candle next to your wife's deathbed," the old gypsy woman had told me, "and she will return to life for you for as long as it stays lit."

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[JAN21] The year was 1821... and the cotton fields were screaming.

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As I dried myself off in front of the bathroom mirror after my morning shower I winced at seeing what I had become.

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Congratulations, you have been upgraded to Earth two point zero two one three.

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There was a piece of chalk left by the blackboard in the abandoned schoolhouse we were exploring, so I jokingly wrote "Get Out!" for the next people who come along to find.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I locked up the store to go home I heard the faint sounds of crying coming from the garbage can by the front door.	546	TwoSentenceHorror
When my son was three my wife and I lost him at Epcot.	512	TwoSentenceHorror
[MAR23] "Please help, I've been bitten!" I screamed at the 9-1-1 dispatcher as I felt the hot snake venom slithering through my veins.	493	TwoSentenceHorror
My son's daycare uses a secure fingerprint reader for checking children in and out of the facility and tracking who it is.	473	TwoSentenceHorror
I knew I had proof we were living in a broken simulation when I rolled snake eyes on the dice for the two-hundredth time in a row.	464	TwoSentenceHorror
"Light this candle next to your wife's deathbed," the old gypsy woman had told me, "and she will return to life for you for as long as it stays lit."	403	TwoSentenceHorror
[JAN21] The year was 1821... and the cotton fields were screaming.	371	TwoSentenceHorror
As I dried myself off in front of the bathroom mirror after my morning shower I winced at seeing what I had become.	347	TwoSentenceHorror
Congratulations, you have been upgraded to Earth two point zero two one three.	340	TwoSentenceHorror
There was a piece of chalk left by the blackboard in the abandoned schoolhouse we were exploring, so I jokingly wrote "Get Out!" for the next people who come along to find.	314	TwoSentenceHorror