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While waiting at baggage claim at the airport I saw a large chest come down the conveyor.

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Once when my daughter was a two year old, she looked me dead in the eye and said "Daddy, you're going to be killed by zombies."

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General, we've located where the runaway slaves have been hiding and are en route for interception now.

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Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves, Zombies, Serial Killers, so boring, passé and overused.

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There once was a man named Fred who had a witch put a curse on his head.

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I told my son if he held the shell up to his ear he could hear the ocean.

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[DEC23] Being the body double for a A-list actress was a great gig that paid well and had tons of awesome perks.

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I thought it was weird I had to readjust all the mirrors on my car when I left the drugstore.

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I told my husband if I ever caught him riding without his helmet he'd regret it forever.

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As I watched my baby bobbing in the water before finally sinking and disappearing, I couldn't help but think of all the good times we had together.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
While waiting at baggage claim at the airport I saw a large chest come down the conveyor.	281	TwoSentenceHorror
Once when my daughter was a two year old, she looked me dead in the eye and said "Daddy, you're going to be killed by zombies."	278	TwoSentenceHorror
General, we've located where the runaway slaves have been hiding and are en route for interception now.	266	TwoSentenceHorror
Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves, Zombies, Serial Killers, so boring, passé and overused.	259	TwoSentenceHorror
There once was a man named Fred who had a witch put a curse on his head.	247	TwoSentenceHorror
I told my son if he held the shell up to his ear he could hear the ocean.	233	TwoSentenceHorror
[DEC23] Being the body double for a A-list actress was a great gig that paid well and had tons of awesome perks.	199	TwoSentenceHorror
I thought it was weird I had to readjust all the mirrors on my car when I left the drugstore.	183	TwoSentenceHorror
I told my husband if I ever caught him riding without his helmet he'd regret it forever.	182	TwoSentenceHorror
As I watched my baby bobbing in the water before finally sinking and disappearing, I couldn't help but think of all the good times we had together.	164	TwoSentenceHorror