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Are you familiar with the method of mental torture known as "The Twist"?

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Sarah, I know you are reading this.

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"Let's play pretend," I heard my daughter say to her tea party of dolls and stuffed animals.

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As I held him in my arms futilely trying to stop the flow of blood from his gunshot wounds, I will never forget my brother's dying words.

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"When I grow up I want to be a pony," was the last thing my little sister said to me.

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They way to a man's heart, my dear, is through his stomach.

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"Don't let your shadow fall over the edge," I joked at my little brother as my family admired the beauty of the Grand Canyon.

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"Eleven hundred?" I heard the demon shout, "Sold to the handsome devil in the black top hat!"

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"Mom, me and Teddy were having a contest to see who can hold our breath the longest."

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[NOV23] When I developed my GPS enabled game, Fitness Stalker, I never imagined it would ever reach over ten million downloads.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Are you familiar with the method of mental torture known as "The Twist"?	152	TwoSentenceHorror
Sarah, I know you are reading this.	142	TwoSentenceHorror
"Let's play pretend," I heard my daughter say to her tea party of dolls and stuffed animals.	124	TwoSentenceHorror
As I held him in my arms futilely trying to stop the flow of blood from his gunshot wounds, I will never forget my brother's dying words.	123	TwoSentenceHorror
"When I grow up I want to be a pony," was the last thing my little sister said to me.	122	TwoSentenceHorror
They way to a man's heart, my dear, is through his stomach.	115	TwoSentenceHorror
"Don't let your shadow fall over the edge," I joked at my little brother as my family admired the beauty of the Grand Canyon.	115	TwoSentenceHorror
"Eleven hundred?" I heard the demon shout, "Sold to the handsome devil in the black top hat!"	114	TwoSentenceHorror
"Mom, me and Teddy were having a contest to see who can hold our breath the longest."	112	TwoSentenceHorror
[NOV23] When I developed my GPS enabled game, Fitness Stalker, I never imagined it would ever reach over ten million downloads.	111	TwoSentenceHorror