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The strawberry lush, juicy, and one of the biggest she had ever bitten into.

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"Congratulations Mrs. Nash, it's a... puppy?

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[APR21] The cycle of birth, life, death, and rebirth is one that can't be avoided my dear.

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"Grandma, what's the secret to your fried chicken recipe?"

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Having been condemned to the Pit of Vipers my greatest fears was dying slowly and painfully from a thousand venomous snake bites.

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My wife says it's that time of the month again.

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[EU]"Hmmmm," The Sorting Hat mumbled as it contemplated the new First Year student's House, "Jedi."

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"Don't stick that q-tip so far into your ear or you might hurt yourself."

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With one last pull, I finally got the massive glob of hair and soap free from my kids' bathroom drain.

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[MAR22] If only I knew which beer was one too many.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The strawberry lush, juicy, and one of the biggest she had ever bitten into.	107	TwoSentenceHorror
"Congratulations Mrs. Nash, it's a... puppy?	105	TwoSentenceHorror
[APR21] The cycle of birth, life, death, and rebirth is one that can't be avoided my dear.	105	TwoSentenceHorror
"Grandma, what's the secret to your fried chicken recipe?"	105	TwoSentenceHorror
Having been condemned to the Pit of Vipers my greatest fears was dying slowly and painfully from a thousand venomous snake bites.	97	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife says it's that time of the month again.	96	TwoSentenceHorror
[EU]"Hmmmm," The Sorting Hat mumbled as it contemplated the new First Year student's House, "Jedi."	96	WritingPrompts
"Don't stick that q-tip so far into your ear or you might hurt yourself."	95	TwoSentenceHorror
With one last pull, I finally got the massive glob of hair and soap free from my kids' bathroom drain.	94	TwoSentenceHorror
[MAR22] If only I knew which beer was one too many.	92	TwoSentenceHorror