/u/loopymon's posts
[WP] Your Uber passenger was a little odd, but you still gave them the usual farewell: “If you enjoyed the ride, make sure you say thanks with five stars!” A few days later, you receive a nicely worded thank you letter in the mail along with a deed to the entire constellation of Cassiopeia.
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[WP] Ten years into the zombie apocalypse, you find a computer with a connection to the internet. You are surprised to find that all of the global news stations are reporting as though nothing is wrong, and there is no mention at all of zombies, or your country.
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[WP] "Mummy, mummy, look!" Your daughter cries, waking you from a deep sleep early on Christmas morning. "Santa got me the pet rock I asked for!" You slowly open your eyes to see your daughter holding hands with one very confused--but still smiling--Dwayne Johnson.
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[WP] A curious scientist genetically engineers a set of wings onto a pig. As the pig flaps it’s wings and takes flight for the first time, low probability events across the world begin to occur.
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[WP] After accidentally dropping some kale in your pentagram, you’re the first human to summon a demon in over four hundred years. It turns out they all became vegan back in the 17th century and have been repulsed by all of the animal offerings ever since.
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[WP] A virus causes all animals on Earth to become hostile towards each other. A tech startup mass produces small spheres which can contain the animals, while the government starts a propaganda campaign that encourages young children to “catch them all”.
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[WP] Your power is to materialise the most appropriate tool for any situation. When you need to dig a hole, it materialises a shovel, when you need to chop down a tree, it materialises an axe. This morning when you awoke, your power materialised a large medieval sword covered in strange runes.
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[WP] You run a business where people can hire courageous female warriors to protect them from evil. But most people who come into your shop seem confused. You’re not sure why, the sign on your door is pretty clear: “Heroine Dealer.”
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[WP] Everyone knows the bigger the hat the more powerful the wizard. That’s why visiting magicians are so nervous about going to cowboy ranches, fashion shows, and Mexico.
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