/u/reallygoodbee's posts
[WP] Your supervillain nemesis is little more than goofy comedy relief, always coming up with clunky machines and insane, nonsensical schemes. When a new dangerous villain appeared, your nemesis utterly destroyed them, and then continued on like nothing happened.
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[WP] Your ship's new prototype energy cannon just vaporized an alien warship, shattered a moon, and punched a hole through a planet. "Sir, message from thier flagship: What the !@#$ing %/&$ was that?!".
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[WP] You've been meowing at your idiot owner all freaking day, and he's just not listening, at all. It's become a test of endurance: Your patience, his willingness to ignore you, the ninja assassin's grip on the ceiling.
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[WP] You've just been kidnapped by a supervillain. She's not really evil; she's just really socially awkward and had no idea how to approach you otherwise. She even made you dinner!
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[WP] There's a girl who knocks on your door at exactly 9pm on every full moon, expecting sweets. It's been more than ten years and she's never aged a day.
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[EU] "Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?" you ask in a sickeningly sweet tone as you heap affection onto your darling Eevee, ignoring the shattered bodies of the six opponents he just brutally beat down.
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[WP] Your son finally brought home a girl. She has wings, fangs, scales, and horns, but seems polite and well-mannered enough. You're just happy he found *someone*.
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[WP] The devil appeared before you and your spouse, appearing in a storm of smoke and fire. Your spouse just looks him right in the eyes. "I told you once, I'm telling you again, and I'll tell you a hundred !@#$ing times: I'm the best there's ever been, and you're never going to beat me!"
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[WP] Her astronaut husband and his crew are stranded in deep space. "This is going to be such an awkward conversation", she thinks to herself as she climbs into her UFO to go up there and get him.
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[WP] You're just a normal ole' highschool boy. There's a number of superhuman girls here, human and otherwise, who are incredibly attracted to you, because you're so utterly, painfully normal that you make them feel almost normal, too. You keep them grounded. You keep them human.
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