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What's the difference between horny an hungry? NSFW

321 upvotes • oldhandnewmind
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It took a come to Jesus moment for me to find God.

321 upvotes • tthisisnotok
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I am a monkey.

320 upvotes • SSJGamingOfficial
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It was career day at George's school today.

319 upvotes • Alkedi44
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You see, no matter what I do, I always feel like I can never be good enough

318 upvotes • Tramelo
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My dad asked me what my new year's resolution is...

318 upvotes • Strong91105
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"I hope I don't catch you cheating this time" said teacher to the student

318 upvotes • NoWingedHussarsToday
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I run a funeral home, and I just ordered the wrong tombstone for my client.

317 upvotes • ZorgZeFrenchGuy
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I never question my boss, not even if we have a bad phone connection. NSFW

316 upvotes • cindybubbles
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I've heard it said "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."

316 upvotes • [deleted]
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