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As the sword cut through the beasts throat, the hero celebrated his victory, and others in the grocery store cheered!

329 upvotes • schum011

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I had a friend who died of constipation.

328 upvotes • ancilleno

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Why are birds so successful?

326 upvotes • Strong91105

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[deleted by user]

325 upvotes • [deleted]

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A cop was arresting me for forgery.

324 upvotes • Remarkable_Cap_864

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Did you know the Sun is hydrogen-intolerant?

324 upvotes • Michael-Hawkinson

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When My Girlfriend is Depressed, I Let Her Color in My Tattoos.

324 upvotes • ClutchingMyTinkle

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I could hear the sound of lovemaking coming from my neighbor's place.

323 upvotes • IronMongerVi

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As I stumbled home drunk, I spotted the mythical creature and tackled it to the ground

323 upvotes • sugar-soad

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What's the difference between horny an hungry? NSFW

321 upvotes • oldhandnewmind

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As the sword cut through the beasts throat, the hero celebrated his victory, and others in the grocery store cheered!	329	schum011
I had a friend who died of constipation.	328	ancilleno
Why are birds so successful?	326	Strong91105
[deleted by user]	325	[deleted]
A cop was arresting me for forgery.	324	Remarkable_Cap_864
Did you know the Sun is hydrogen-intolerant?	324	Michael-Hawkinson
When My Girlfriend is Depressed, I Let Her Color in My Tattoos.	324	ClutchingMyTinkle
I could hear the sound of lovemaking coming from my neighbor's place.	323	IronMongerVi
As I stumbled home drunk, I spotted the mythical creature and tackled it to the ground	323	sugar-soad
What's the difference between horny an hungry? NSFW	321	oldhandnewmind