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John Doe was running late when he got hit by the bus he was hoping to catch!

25 upvotes • [deleted]
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Do You Want to Hear a Joke About Paper?

25 upvotes • ClutchingMyTinkle
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I don't hold grudges against my professor just because he gave me a bad grade

25 upvotes • Tramelo
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Why is virginity like a balloon?

25 upvotes • TheOminousDarkness
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(joke)

25 upvotes • NickFromBitcoin
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Every-day I encounter demonic creatures beyond my comprehension

24 upvotes • Calm_History3152
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The would be prophet tossed his arms up in exaltation, acolytes dead and dying around him, cups of laced Kool-aid at their feet, all waiting for the message of deliverance- and lo and behold it came

24 upvotes • Original-Loquat3788
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Whether you're polite to others in real life is of no consequence

24 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674
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Necrophilia is so weird.

24 upvotes • sgc0014
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They say that UFO sightings and alien abductions are on the rise as 2020 comes to a close.

24 upvotes • OldBearby
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