/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Only show posts with narrations

Bomb disposal is the easiest job.

24 upvotes • Nevek_Green

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Whether you're polite to others in real life is of no consequence

24 upvotes • SliceLegitimate8674

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i had my razor shoes on

24 upvotes • Poor_Productions

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For some strange reason people don't show me their child photo anymore. But atleast my compulsive nipple pinching habit has stop.

24 upvotes • sgc0014

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The would be prophet tossed his arms up in exaltation, acolytes dead and dying around him, cups of laced Kool-aid at their feet, all waiting for the message of deliverance- and lo and behold it came

24 upvotes • Original-Loquat3788

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Every-day I encounter demonic creatures beyond my comprehension

24 upvotes • Calm_History3152

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"Hey, Siri, call my Daddy!" I spoke into my iPhone.

24 upvotes • cindybubbles

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I finished repopulating my farm in Minecraft

24 upvotes • XD_CrazyDiscard

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What's Ed Gein's favorite comeback?

24 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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You know what the say about cliffhangers…

24 upvotes • goodfarts267

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Bomb disposal is the easiest job.	24	Nevek_Green
Whether you're polite to others in real life is of no consequence	24	SliceLegitimate8674
i had my razor shoes on	24	Poor_Productions
For some strange reason people don't show me their child photo anymore. But atleast my compulsive nipple pinching habit has stop.	24	sgc0014
The would be prophet tossed his arms up in exaltation, acolytes dead and dying around him, cups of laced Kool-aid at their feet, all waiting for the message of deliverance- and lo and behold it came	24	Original-Loquat3788
Every-day I encounter demonic creatures beyond my comprehension	24	Calm_History3152
"Hey, Siri, call my Daddy!" I spoke into my iPhone.	24	cindybubbles
I finished repopulating my farm in Minecraft	24	XD_CrazyDiscard
What's Ed Gein's favorite comeback?	24	HunterSDeadguy
You know what the say about cliffhangers…	24	goodfarts267