/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I recently joined workaholics anonymous to help with my addictive behavior.

406 upvotes • NoNoNotLikeThatAgain

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[OCT2020] Funerals are great because they're like jokes

405 upvotes • thealiagator111

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Mary had a little lamb...

402 upvotes • CKO1967

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“Do I look fat in this bikini?” I asked my friend as I stepped out of the fitting room.

401 upvotes • cephalicrush

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My girlfriend just said, "If you don't get off Reddit and spend some time with me I'll drag your face across the damn keyboard."

400 upvotes • two_sentence_critic

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As he looked at his watch he was running out of time.

399 upvotes • Kusanagi60

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I understand why her husband was upset I slept with his wife, but what did he expect when she was just lying there naked?

397 upvotes • Am_I_Real_

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My dad went out one night for a loaf of bread and never returned....

397 upvotes • CKO1967

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My roommate has been sending "Snapchat Streaks" for over two years.

396 upvotes • saketho

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I had a friend who died of autoerotic asphyxiation.

396 upvotes • [deleted]

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I recently joined workaholics anonymous to help with my addictive behavior.	406	NoNoNotLikeThatAgain
[OCT2020] Funerals are great because they're like jokes	405	thealiagator111
Mary had a little lamb...	402	CKO1967
“Do I look fat in this bikini?” I asked my friend as I stepped out of the fitting room.	401	cephalicrush
My girlfriend just said, "If you don't get off Reddit and spend some time with me I'll drag your face across the damn keyboard."	400	two_sentence_critic
As he looked at his watch he was running out of time.	399	Kusanagi60
I understand why her husband was upset I slept with his wife, but what did he expect when she was just lying there naked?	397	Am_I_Real_
My dad went out one night for a loaf of bread and never returned....	397	CKO1967
My roommate has been sending "Snapchat Streaks" for over two years.	396	saketho
I had a friend who died of autoerotic asphyxiation.	396	[deleted]