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[NSFW] Little Red threw open the door in time to see the wolf eating Grandma. NSFW

395 upvotes • NathanielleS

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“Our next speaker is someone who needs no introduction!” I told the excited audience.

392 upvotes • GuyAwks

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"I just feel like our relationship isn't working anymore, like it's just slowly deflating, you know?"

390 upvotes • t_mme

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Y’know what, I think I’m gonna leave this sub.

389 upvotes • QuestionerOfTheTower

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I was sweating by the time I began the quiz, already anxious for my results.

388 upvotes • kwhateverdude

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As I came home from work and saw myself with my family, I only had one thought: NSFW

388 upvotes • cindybubbles

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"No son of mine will ever wear makeup, and take off that damned wig!" demanded the irate father.

387 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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I felt the cold clammy hands on my neck and knew that I was in for another night of torture

385 upvotes • sugar-soad

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They say during sex you burn off the same calories as running eight miles.

385 upvotes • oldhandnewmind

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Being able to find humour in the dark and even horrific is often called gallows humour.

384 upvotes • [deleted]

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[NSFW] Little Red threw open the door in time to see the wolf eating Grandma. NSFW	395	NathanielleS
“Our next speaker is someone who needs no introduction!” I told the excited audience.	392	GuyAwks
"I just feel like our relationship isn't working anymore, like it's just slowly deflating, you know?"	390	t_mme
Y’know what, I think I’m gonna leave this sub.	389	QuestionerOfTheTower
I was sweating by the time I began the quiz, already anxious for my results.	388	kwhateverdude
As I came home from work and saw myself with my family, I only had one thought: NSFW	388	cindybubbles
"No son of mine will ever wear makeup, and take off that damned wig!" demanded the irate father.	387	Outside_Normal
I felt the cold clammy hands on my neck and knew that I was in for another night of torture	385	sugar-soad
They say during sex you burn off the same calories as running eight miles.	385	oldhandnewmind
Being able to find humour in the dark and even horrific is often called gallows humour.	384	[deleted]