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My fellow actor said “Break a leg”

76 upvotes • Player309

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I thought I was a smart person until I got married.

76 upvotes • HunterSDeadguy

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The stripper only did half the job.

76 upvotes • AdamWestsButtDouble

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"can you be my bf?"

76 upvotes • ilyaEris

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The one good thing that my Mother-In-Law gave me is a pair of wireless earbuds.

76 upvotes • cindybubbles

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4 parks in close proximity to each other was declared to be joined as a singular park by the local government.

75 upvotes • Ultimateshielder

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Yesterday in a hotel lobby, chess players were bragging about their recent matches.

75 upvotes • DavidTheGoof

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It was a dark night, and all of a sudden I heard someone slip and fall.

75 upvotes • Character-Dingo8762

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I was looking forward to the Jeffrey Epstien trails.

75 upvotes • fordar

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Mom, I witnessed an attempted murder!

75 upvotes • QueenElsaArrendelle

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My fellow actor said “Break a leg”	76	Player309
I thought I was a smart person until I got married.	76	HunterSDeadguy
The stripper only did half the job.	76	AdamWestsButtDouble
"can you be my bf?"	76	ilyaEris
The one good thing that my Mother-In-Law gave me is a pair of wireless earbuds.	76	cindybubbles
4 parks in close proximity to each other was declared to be joined as a singular park by the local government.	75	Ultimateshielder
Yesterday in a hotel lobby, chess players were bragging about their recent matches.	75	DavidTheGoof
It was a dark night, and all of a sudden I heard someone slip and fall.	75	Character-Dingo8762
I was looking forward to the Jeffrey Epstien trails.	75	fordar
Mom, I witnessed an attempted murder!	75	QueenElsaArrendelle