/r/TwoSentenceComedy

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"Well," the werewolf told them, "it's that time of the month!"

300 upvotes • LaceBird360

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My friend didnt want to have the initials C.J, as it was too common.

299 upvotes • Cyborginox

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As sweat runs down his brow I can see the world champion of ‘Never Have I Ever’ knows he’s in grave danger of losing his title to me.

299 upvotes • BasementDweller3000

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[OCT2020] Funerals are great because

299 upvotes • thealiagator111

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I recently got married.

298 upvotes • IronMongerVi

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I awoke from surgery and looked at my trusty, smiling best friend,

298 upvotes • Ken_nth

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What do fish use to get high?

298 upvotes • [deleted]

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All students who don't speak english as their first language are requested to let me know before the exam

297 upvotes • Tramelo

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What did the valedictorian say when she was climaxing? NSFW

296 upvotes • YellowDomino

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My college friend announced to me the he’s now a time traveller, but had a run-in with my mom.

294 upvotes • cindybubbles

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Well," the werewolf told them, "it's that time of the month!"	300	LaceBird360
My friend didnt want to have the initials C.J, as it was too common.	299	Cyborginox
As sweat runs down his brow I can see the world champion of ‘Never Have I Ever’ knows he’s in grave danger of losing his title to me.	299	BasementDweller3000
[OCT2020] Funerals are great because	299	thealiagator111
I recently got married.	298	IronMongerVi
I awoke from surgery and looked at my trusty, smiling best friend,	298	Ken_nth
What do fish use to get high?	298	[deleted]
All students who don't speak english as their first language are requested to let me know before the exam	297	Tramelo
What did the valedictorian say when she was climaxing? NSFW	296	YellowDomino
My college friend announced to me the he’s now a time traveller, but had a run-in with my mom.	294	cindybubbles